Bebo transmission to Gliese 581

Lazarus wrote:We have until 2049 before the relativistic missiles obliterate the Earth.

Dear Sir,

I am Chief Accountant with the National Antimatter Splork (what you know as Gliece 581c) PLC (S/am) and member of 5 MAN Contract Executive Review Panel (comprising 2 Snr.Staff of CBN and 3 Snr,Staff Of (S/am) set up by present Civilian Regime of President Splatch. So far we have come across a surplus of the sum of US$27T.(Twenty-seven Trillion Dollars)which was as a result of deliberate over-invoicing of certain contracts awarded by Planetary Contract Award Committee of the cooperation.

The last installments due has been paid to the various Contractors, while the said surplus still floats in our Splud Bank waiting Off-planet remittance which we want to carry out right now. As civil servants we not allowed operate foreign account, therefore seek your assistance in providing enabling Bank Account where the Fund would be lodged. 25% of the total Sum is for you 5% for expenses during transaction, and 70% for my colleagues and me.

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